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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.班里请假的时候得写上为什么请假,还有得解释原因,比方说感冒了,然后原因是昨天晚上没盖好被子,一特有才的男士奉上请假条时班主任彻底零乱了…拉肚子。原因:地球引力不够
   
    2.一群动物聚集在一起,要求人类给他们改名,
      野驴:以后谁都不许叫俺野驴了,请叫我宝骏730。
      野猴:以后不准叫我瘦猴,请叫我吉利金刚。
      屎壳郎:以后也不准叫我屎壳郎,请叫我长安悦翔!

    3.困不是问题,难的是睡不着。困难就是难心入睡。好不容易睡着了,天已经大亮了。好不容易醒来了,又该睡午觉了。好不容易起来了,天已经黑了
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